Dear Straight People: I’m Sorry I Didn’t Believe In You, and I Promise To Do Better (Satire)
9 min readJun 3, 2021
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Dear Straight People:
I’m sorry I didn’t believe in you, and I promise to do better. I’ve decided on this occasion of Atlanta’s LGBTQIA+ Pride festival weekend to pursue inner growth, and to share with readers today my solemn promise: going forward, I’m going to accept the existence of straight people.